Hank Hill

n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass.

A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving.

by Judge Jude December 20, 2010

hank ooh

A cute, babyish way of saying thank you

person 1: 'here you go'

person 2: 'Awwwwwwwww hank ooh!!"

by EmBOChops November 29, 2007

Hank intersection

An intersection with seemingly unnecessary traffic lights.

Named after Hank Yarbo, character on Corner Gas who almost had traffic lights installed in Dog River after driving his pickup truck across traffic cables back & forth several times.

This intersection's like a Hank intersection

by adirudi November 20, 2009

hank milk

a synonym to diarrhea

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning

by Urban svening May 5, 2011

Hank the Sleuth

To solve a crime with incredible speed.

"This is a high priority, Sherlock," said the inspector. "I really need you to hank the sleuth on this one."

by solodave December 12, 2014

Hank Hill Ass

Just Google a picture of Hank Hill’s Ass. The opposite of a Dump Truck Ass

Dude, that girl has Hank Hill Ass. You can iron clothes on her back.

by GuyFake69 March 30, 2021

hank marvin

like starvin like hungry .

"im hank marvin!"
means
im hungry

by Mando2020! April 18, 2021