smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."

by worm312 July 11, 2016

Pecos Hank

Pecos Hank is a youtuber who makes short nature documentaries about weather, usually tornadoes or lightning, or about the animals he finds. He also sometimes make travel videos.

"I just binge-watched Pecos Hank today"

"Have you seen Pecos Hank's videos, they are awesome"

by YUGULYKHASBYLGyvuihdijhnbKUYIL August 9, 2023

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

hank the cowdog

Is that book series

I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things

by Anki dog November 15, 2017

hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022