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Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.
A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."
by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011
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handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth
i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank
by gimdive January 11, 2004
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Radical Honesty

An absurd and possibly dangerous concept/cult where it's believers have a total rationalized license to verbally abuse those they wish to alienate from their lives. It is used selectively by some and wholly by others. If you've read the books or paid hundreds or thousands of dollars for the workshops, then you have even more license to be cruel and you will be taken more seriously by the other Radically Honest Cult Members. There is no place for diplomacy or kindness if you're a believer.
Wife: "Honey, do I look fat?"
Husband: "Yes bitch, you look hella fat because you ARE fat!"

Johnny: "Mommy, do like this drawing I lovingly made for you?"
Mom: "No. It's ugly, I hate it, you need art lessons ASAP, son!"

I'm just giving you some Radical Honesty! F off if you can't dig it! It's just how I roll, yo!
by ladypimpslap March 27, 2011
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Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry
ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating
by Phaex2 February 19, 2009
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honest engine

Honest engine is like the triple dog dare of swearing or promises. If someone asks you honest engine you have to tell the truth and if someone discovers you lied on an honest engine you are an ass hole and they will never forgive you. Can be used as a verb, question, or statement.
Friend 1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Friend 2: No I swear I didn't.
Friend 1: Honest engine?
Friend 2: Honest engine I didn't sleep with your girlfriend.

Or

I know he was telling the truth he honest engined it.

Or

Honest engine I did not cheat on that test.
by Honest Engine June 12, 2007
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Handstand

This is when you are getting a blow job from a chick while you are standing up and she is on her knees. You have her put her hands flat on the ground and you stand on them while receiving the BJ. This is known as the handstand.
I totally gave that chick the handstand treatment last night!
by Mojock June 23, 2009
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honestreporting

A biggoted web site promoting anti-Islamic hate, and egregiously pro-Israel propaganda. A dishonestly named site.
www.honestreporting.org
by apoo July 26, 2004
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