Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

1. A novel nickname created by Strongbad in the Teen Girl Squad Tenthennial Extravaganza.
2. Jack Booth, the sexiest supervisor to have ever lived.

Ohmigoodness, I work with Sir Hotbod Handsomeface-- he is just *so* dreamy!

by Taralynn November 9, 2005

Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb September 8, 2008

Roman Hands

A play on word which is used to describe the sexual act of "roaming" (groping) hands.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Roman Hands" I will have to castrate him.

by benjsmith74 April 5, 2009

Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

Handsome William

When you go into a public bathroom for the opposite gender on accident, but you have already started shitting so you can’t go back and go into the right restroom.

“Well Hank I was in a hurry and the restroom doors were poorly labeled. It’s unfortunate I pulled a Handsome William, now all the woman in there think I’m a pervert.”

by It’s A Little Man January 30, 2022

blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

by Bongaboi September 5, 2009