Guatemalan handbag

Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.

My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.

by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018

Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.

“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”

by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

come in handy

when something could be useful

a hammer right now would come in handy!

by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020

Family Holiday Handy

When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.

I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.

by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.

It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.

by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022