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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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read the handbook

The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?

Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
by p-teK April 6, 2008
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handjob

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.
Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!
by KGCP October 30, 2006
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handjobbies

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.
Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.
by Aya March 2, 2005
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Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.
I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob
by mtt4411 September 8, 2019
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Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.
"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio
by Papa Leo March 7, 2021
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Training Wheels Handjob

A handjob for beginners. Hold hands with your partner and begin the handjob with the male guiding at first to ensure pleasure and education.
by Lord of jess November 24, 2013
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