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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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Banana Hammock

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.
by Leonideez May 29, 2021
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Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.
I would like a double hammock, please.
by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019
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Shit Hammock

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
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pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants
Jim had a pudding hammock during gym
by The8 November 20, 2015
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mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021
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banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock
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