halvsie

mixed genitalia; half of a penis.

"I was hooking up with this chick, and then I had to run away because she had a halvsie!"

by BigKate July 22, 2008

Second Harvest

When you believe you are taking a girl's virginity, but find out later she had lost it already

I got second harvest on this girl last night... It's was great, until it wasn't

by happybear1117 May 20, 2017

harvest moon

The act of a female showing her bare buttox while on her period.

Your girlfriend harvest mooned me on the way to chuch yesterday.

by Peter Pig July 18, 2008

halve a baby

2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.

It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!

I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy

by brotheratom September 10, 2010

halvsies

Nickname for a guy who acts like an idiot, meaning he has half a brain.

That smoking hot chick ran at you naked and you still didn't have sex with her? Nice job halvsies.

by senoj September 8, 2007

Harvest Festival

To administer a monkeyface to ones self.

"I'd been waiting for aages, been very patient - finally I was able to go home and perform a harvest festival upon my person. Which was nice."

by Intrigueing mysterious Dave fandango the third February 20, 2008

Harvest Plop

Harvesting a green shit that has been borroughing for a few weeks

"why weren't you at the party last night man?"

"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."

by Glovemonkey June 9, 2003