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halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings
Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!
by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009
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Habalabadingha

The way to screw a girl so hard she will cum 5 times in a row then bleed.
OOOOOOOOOO yea that feels so good! OH blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! habalabadingha
by sfgsrfhgsth June 8, 2009
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halaylay

a term used to describe a situation when somebody stupid does something stupid.

synonyms for "halaylay" would be; dunce, noob, stupid idiot, RA-tard, moron, failure, tool bag, dumb***, foolish, scrub, loser, juggalo, f**ktard
*random girl trips over a leaf, gets up, looks around to see if anyone saw & while shes distracted doing that, falls yet again*

bystander; "HAHAHAHA WHAT A HALAYLAY!!"
by pretty much the coolest person November 11, 2010
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halaa

#1:Bro that girl dumb cute
#2: nigga Halaa
by PlayBoyCory February 18, 2017
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Hallå

"Hallå" is Swedish for the word "hello"
Donald Trumpet-"Hallå citizens of the U.S.A... we will build a Wall!"
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halal

Person 1 - that food was really good!
Person 2 - yeah the food was bare halal
by mo2trappy March 18, 2021
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halal

Death (because "halal" means just that in Hungarian)
Recently some members of the now-defunct heavy metal band Tragic Johnson have formed a new band named Halal. Why Halal? Because Halal means "death" in Hungarian.
by Anthony Brancato February 19, 2004
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