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I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
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habanashery

The act of punching one's friend in the face very hard after said "friend" says something stupid and/or irrelevant to the current topic of discussion.
Blake if you don't shut up soon, there's going to be some major habanashery happening!
by Andrizzle December 31, 2004
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Habanero Surprise

You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
Guy: hey honey those wings really got me horny.

Girl: I know what you mean!

Guy to friend: ... And then I fake washed my hands and gave her a Habanero Surprise!

Friend: Did you piss on that bitch to put out the fire??

Guy: Sure did!
by dick smeller June 13, 2008
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Hagane

Hagane No Renkenjutsushi
by Hagane January 9, 2005
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habanero

The Red Savina Habanero is the hottest pepper in the world. The "naga jalokia" pepper is just a rumor, an urban myth. If you google "naga jalokia" with the quotemarks, it turns up a page SPECIFICALLY detailing how it's a hoax. Anyone that buys into this garbage is just another cause to the myth.
The red savina is the hottest. No question. The hottest technical sauce (and not capscium extract) out now is "The Source", but the hottest sauce overall is Blair's 6AM sauce.
by Arch0wl January 27, 2005
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Hakan

a bad boyfriend who breaks up with you without reason and ghosts you after you did nothing
Hakan is the worst
by Jewellll October 25, 2019
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Hagane

Totaly 1337 dude who owns everyone, from the fags of Zeta to the geeks of Halo 2.

He owns you.

period.

Fuck you Michael.
Hagane fucking owns Kuleix.
by Hagane January 9, 2005
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