habanashery

The act of punching one's friend in the face very hard after said "friend" says something stupid and/or irrelevant to the current topic of discussion.

Blake if you don't shut up soon, there's going to be some major habanashery happening!

by Andrizzle December 31, 2004

Habadassery

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

Roast Beef Habadasher

When a man inserts his bald head into a woman's vagina.

That gal was so loose I gave her the roast beef habadasher. Nearly got over my ears.

by razmanaz March 10, 2009

habadasher

someone who sells mens clothing, spacifically assorted small items like cufflinks, ties, spare buttons, collar stays etc.

i went to the habadasher to get a bow tie and cumberbund

by Harry8 February 26, 2009

habadasherie

Means choas or disorder; a situation in which control has been lost.
As if an oragnized sitution or grouping of things has been thrown into disarray.

Upon finding the mess, the man yelled "What is the menaing of al lthis habadasherie?!"

by Xenri February 19, 2009

Habadashery

A men’s apparel shop in the wilderness with a kinky side, selling adult toys and a place where you wear your “brothel creepers.

Hey Brandy, let’s pull out of camp and take the horse over to the habadashery. Her eyes were gleaming, she couldn’t wait to go shopping for a new toy and maybe have a shave.

by Drumdog74 March 12, 2019

Habadashery

Its a swanky men’s apparel store/ brothel in the outback. It’s my favorite place to wear my brothel creepers and kick back and relax.

Brandy let’s head down to the habadashery mate.

by Drumdog74 March 12, 2019