I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.

Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

totes

An abbreviated form of 'totally'. Used in conversation because one syllable is better than three.

Barry: 'I am totes going to the party! It's going to be immense!'
Barney: 'Hells yeah!'

by LoveBastard March 10, 2008

Wevz

Shortened version of whatever that is far superior to whatevz due to it's being a monosyllable, and more confusing to the uninitiated.

Juliet: 'I'm gonna whip you at Wii tennis'
Craig: 'Ha! Wevz to you Juliet'

by LoveBastard August 08, 2007

nevz

Never. The thing you suggest will never occur.

Steve: 'I'm going to pwn you at this game'
Fred: 'Nevz! You're going down!'

by LoveBastard August 08, 2007