surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away

Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas

by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007

Ex-Husband's Warden

the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.

Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.

by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.

"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."

by Shumado April 14, 2013

Corpse_Husband Stan

a fanbase that is bullied for no absolute reason by a men who get zero pussy with fragile masculinity and tiny dicks. Let people enjoy what they wanna enjoy you fucking shithead.

Corpse_Husband stans are superior and deserve the world.

by TheTruth2268 February 23, 2021

Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016