honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.
Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!
by RonSwan December 24, 2019
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Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”
by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018
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Dog honk

For the love of Mary I've just stood in a steaming pile of dog honk
by Kiki1111 October 4, 2021
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Honk a load

An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
by southwestchickensalad February 2, 2023
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Honk Button

A car horn..I couldn't think of the name for it...sue me.
by 13 March 26, 2003
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Badonka-honk

when a motor vehicle honks at a slow-walking, fat-assed woman who don't think crossing signals apply to her
That cabbie totally badonka-honked that big-ass bitch backing up traffic.
by pedestrian67 April 5, 2010
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Ass Honk

Leaning against the horn in the steering wheel of a car with your anus, consequently resulting in a honking of the horn.
I made an ass honk trying to grab my bag of weed from the glove compartment.
by Jeopard December 3, 2010
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