1. Jerking off so hard that you jam your penis.
2. Warthog is a small compact pistol that has a tendency of jamming. It also can be painful for some to shoot
2. Warthog is a small compact pistol that has a tendency of jamming. It also can be painful for some to shoot
by Kiver February 9, 2009
Get the hog jam mug.When you put purple food colouring in your penis veins and When you bust into a farm and slowfuck a pig and you cum and it looks like elixir and the farmer tries to kick you out so you hit him with a hammer!
by Westernbaconchee September 21, 2023
Get the Hog Rider mug.Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.
A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!
by cerealkilla May 30, 2006
Get the hog callin mug.Being caught off guard / Being in awe
"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."
by CaLeDee August 11, 2008
Get the Hog in hand mug.The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire
John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"
by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009
Get the hog roasting mug.When a guy ties up a girl into a hog tie(two arms and one leg) then just fucks the shit out of her until she looks like a complete mess (like a hog) best
Me- "Hey Hoover, did ya finally get a piece of ass from that girl yet?"
Hoover- "hell ya man I gave er a good ol hog fuckin. She didn't know where she was at the next day"
Me- "fuckin right nugga"
Hoover- "hell ya man I gave er a good ol hog fuckin. She didn't know where she was at the next day"
Me- "fuckin right nugga"
by Hooverlikeslittleboys March 8, 2010
Get the Hog fuckin mug.An old-time name for a "whore house."
by SilverPirate September 12, 2013
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