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Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.
Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.
by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015
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Horseclaw

Check out the horseclaw on that douche.
by Manparts July 28, 2009
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horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.
Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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horse slammer

A sexual act where the woman wears a horse mask and neighs during sex and at the end the man cums in the nostrils
"I gave my girl such a good horse slammer last night but I missed the nose holes
by theoghorseslammer September 20, 2017
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hoardermining

The process when circumstances force one, who is loathe to throw away anything, to separate things which actually have personal value from trash.
I spent this past weekend hoardermining through 20 years of accumulated stuff in preparation to moving in with Claire. Ninety-five percent of the stuff was trash, but I found some really cool stuff including love letters, old business cards, and my birth certificate among other things.
by DDJudge August 30, 2018
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horsecrap

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do
my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time
by littlejimmie April 18, 2019
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horsechaser

When a girl always drags her attention to a boy and forgets his girl friends and is quick to answer a question when a boy asks rather then when her friend does she might not “know”
Wow didn’t I just ask if you did the hw, but when he asked you, you were quick to give it to him. Omg your such a horsechaser
by Kylie Jonnas October 22, 2019
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