A crotch-pheasant who has the IQ of a squashed jackolantern. Looks quite similar to that ugly little dog she carries with her. Adores pink. Has absolutely no use for underwear.
'She's been with forty men, and she's not even out of junior high!'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'
'Definetely a Paris Hilton, that one.'
by Squirrelykins June 23, 2005
by drewrx November 09, 2007
"what's Paris Hilton famous for anyways"
"I dunno... all she does is have sex and go shopping"
"True dat"
"I dunno... all she does is have sex and go shopping"
"True dat"
by D curt November 17, 2006
Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira),Cuban american , blogger/ celeberty, he is a homosexual who refers himself as a queen. he blogs about gossip and about stardum and his life. he is annyoing and obnauxious. He discualified Miss California for saying that she dosent agree with gay marriage.in another insident he got punched by Will IAM's body guard for pestering Will IAM from black eye peas. he also guest stared in nicolodian's victorious show with victoria justice.
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
by baka kuso yaro March 18, 2011
by doggy March 25, 2004
What exactally did paris hilton do to become a "celebrity"? oh thats right, jack $hit. her makeup is horrible, and she looks like a sack of bones rattling around on the red carpet.
*in science class*
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
person 1: hey look at the skeleton model.
person 2: it looks like paris hilton, it just needs a buttload of eyeshadow on it.
by stranger June 11, 2004
You know, I read all these definitions, and in response to the people who say 'OMG ur all just jealous shes so hawt!!!oneone11!!!' I really don't find her the least bit attractive. She sucks at film-making and she's a skank.
Rabid teenybopper: OMG i worship paris everyones just jealous! LOL!!!1!1!!oneone!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!
Me: Dood she's a cheap skank.
Rapid teenybopper: no she isnt!!!1! LOL!!!
Me: How very intelligent.
Rabid teenybopper: i kno im lyk so smart!
Me: That was sarcasm you idiot!
by Darth Assclown August 06, 2005