When you wake up in the middle of the night super fucking parched so you drink a cup of 3 year old water in your Wilopead mug that you originally had your beer in from the previous night
God I was so thirsty last night I had to relapse and break my 40 years of being sober from gumblesticching
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"Being Gombled" is the result of a victim to the creature "The Gombler" It lurks the woods and if it gets close enough to you, it will steal your eyes.
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Get the Gumblegorf mug.Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long to make my own playing cards.
Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
Jack: That's awesome man. Why didn't you invite me?
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Get the Gyamblegooning mug.Gooning for so long that your cumshots land in the form of playing cards. After this happens, you let the cum cards solidify and use them to play card games, specifically blackjack, and poker to gamble.
I was gyamblegooning all night long so I could have a new set of playing cards
Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
Jack: Without me?? I could've helped you so it was only half the night
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Get the Gyamblegooning mug.The act of gooning (intense, prolonged edging) for so long that one’s bodily “output” takes the form of playing cards. These “cards” are then allowed to dry and solidify, and are used to gamble in games like poker and blackjack. A bizarre fusion of compulsive pleasure and high-stakes gambling.
After hours of gyamblegooning, he finally shuffled his sticky deck and dealt himself a royal flush-definitely the weirdest poker night ever.
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