gender ninja

a person who's gender is indecipherable

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.

by sudo_nim March 30, 2009

Genderfluid

Bein genderfluid means that your gender typically changes between feminine, masculine, neither, and both. For some people emotions or certain periods of time change their gender. Others, it switches on its own.

My friend is genderfluid and prefers the pronouns they/them

by Anderderp The Iguana May 11, 2018

Gender Dysphoria

Being unhappy with your gender, it's a spectrum, so not everyone experiences it the same way. Some get depressed and suffer because gender isn't something you can just ignore forever, and some may not.

Charles:"Man... Gender Dysphoria sucks ass to deal with..."

Ted:"True, but just remember you're valid, queen."

by Lunazia (you're valid!) March 1, 2021

gunderthump

v. 1.Fladunking from a high altitude. 2.To strike a person's face, as if fladunking, but with great animosity and vengeance.
n. The harsh thwapping of a male's genitalia against an unsuspecting and/or deserving recipient's supple face.
See also: fladunk

"Johnny pounced from atop his pine dresser and gunderthumped Mary in the noggin." - Beauty and the Beast
"Reverend James performed a severe gunderthumping to chastise Billy, the sinful choir boy. However Billy bled and later suffered severe and unrecoverable head trauma" - NY Post 7/31/89
"GUNDERTHUMP!" - Voltaire

by PoonPieHouligan December 17, 2005

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

Goose is a gander

Surprising someone with a thumb up the butthole when they're not looking, while exclaiming, "goose is a gander!"

Tiffany: "What the hell are you doing back there?"
Nora: "Goose is a gander!"

by norandtiff January 26, 2011

gender affirming care

Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.

Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2022