Gunner

A gunner is a man who is in jail or prison who starts to masturbate and/or ejaculate while non-inmates, guards or visitors walk by his cell. A gunner can also be seen in the background when you are talking to someone who is in jail via video visitation. The gunner will be seen masturbating and/or ejaculating on the tv screen.

When i walked through F-Pod at the jail, i was almost shot in the face by a gunner!

by DEFENDER85 May 4, 2011

Gunter

1. A fat german kid off the simpsons who enjoys to eay flavored candle wax
2. A nick name for a obese child who always has chocolate on him and always tryes to hit on girls but always get rejected.

guy 1: omg that guy is such a gunter

guy 2: i know look at him, constantly pulling kit kats out of his pockets

guy 1: and hes been rejected my like every girl in the school but the fat bastard still tries

by TheJoker1984 June 12, 2011

gubernatorial

Group activity involving the choking of one's chicken during heated political discourse.

Hey, man, those guys have gone all gubernatorial over at the democratic national convention.

by Chuck Wells September 23, 2003

gunker

Someone who is being stupid, or unreasonable. You dont like them at all.

That kid trying to be black, yeah, hes a gunker.

by BLHMBA321 October 1, 2005

Günter

Noun: Nickname relating to alter-ego of those seriously detrimentally affected by alcohol due to rapid imbibing. Key indicators include vertical swaying (aka loss of balance, bumbling into everything/everyone), limited eyelid function, dazed smiling and the continual 'thumbs-up'.

Verb; To Günter: To rapidly, and often subtley, imbibe signficant quantities of alcohol and subsquently display the characteristics described above.

"Did you notice Günter was out last night?"
'Yeah, he drank twice as much as everyone else then bumbled round the club all night, not fully opening his eyes. He seemed happy though...'

"That guy was completely Güntered last night, he fell asleep in the cupboard with a pizza on his lap"

by definitionLAD October 2, 2012

guners

tits/boobs/boobies/rak/or wat ever u want to call them

aww skys them ho ho ho its fat ass hole here for some more cumin boobs and loobs

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Reg Gunner

A little peice of shit who goes around try-harding on call of duty all the time, then makes fun of quickscopers who have more skill than them in there left nut than in said persons whole body.

Reg Gunner: Omg quit quickscoping your garbage.

Quickscoper: Says the one with a .14 k/d.

by Dank-Realist July 4, 2014