gimpy

adj. describing a person or body part that causes physical difficulty, as a result of birth, accident or other.

James tore the rotator cuff in his shoulder so now he's gimpy.

I was born with a gimpy right foot. It's two-sizes smaller than my left!

by Jannut October 30, 2007

Grumpy Cat

A cat that naturally looks grumpy. His full name is Tartar sauce, but his fame on the internet site reddit.com sparked the nick name grumpy cat. A subsequent video on youtube garnered several million views, which cemented grumpy cat's place as the most widely loved feline.

The grumpy look on his face is likely due to inbreeding, but his brother pokey does not share the same facial expression.

Grumpy cat has appeared on several television newscasts, has an entire subreddit to his name (/tard) and even clothing which features his face.

Person one: hey man have you seen that picture of the cat that looks upset?

Person two: HIS NAME IS GRUMPY CAT! Get it tight or get out

by So_Many_Tapirs November 27, 2012

Gump Syndrome

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.

1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.

by G. Thomas July 3, 2007

GummyBearMafia

Someone who displays an obnoxious and rude behavior, yet can be nice at the same time. Abbreviated by GBM.

He is such a GummyBearMafia, I hope he gets what he deserves.

by Flaros January 21, 2008

Gumpher

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher

kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021

gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.

In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "

by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022