right guard

A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.

It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.

A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.

by Sir Talkalot July 7, 2018

Crusty Guard

When one ejaculates a significant enough quantity within their pants so as to build up a thick shell around their junk that acts as a biodegradable, homemade, and shock-resistant cup.

"Ah man, I was horny before the big lacrosse match so I built up a nice ol' crusty guard."

by anonymous March 29, 2015

Cattle Guarding

Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only

Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding

by Junkmanjoe April 2, 2022

Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.

I was grateful for the shame guard.

by fubsish July 20, 2010

Guard Tape

Essentially electric tape, but used in Color Guard to secure the caps,weights, and flag.

“Hey Kyle, do you have any Guard Tape? My cap just came off.”
“Yeah, Karen.”

by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019

Changing of the Guard

When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.

Bob's on a bitter bender this month because we have another changing of the guard.

by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012

Boggy guard

A body guard, but cooler
A boggy guard can also be used to refer to your best friend that protects you at all cost

You and your friend hang out like all the time
Yea, they’re my boggy guard

by swoggynpoggy July 17, 2021