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GOOBER

a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and attitude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.
Matty is such a total goober, I'm not sure what it is, but I just can't get him out of my head, I'll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. Look, I still have goose bumps!
by Crystal Chanda Lier December 19, 2010
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goober

term used toward people who are lame, acting lame, silly, or just say stupid things
Ur such a goober, stop being such a goob, whatsup goobster?
by cbean81 April 21, 2009
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by tree mister February 6, 2010
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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.
Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch
by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011
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goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.
Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.
by iEvxnn November 20, 2017
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nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril
Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.
by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008
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