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Goggle Gods

NO. Stop right there. You didn't read that wrong. No, it's not Google Gods; tsk tsk, such an inferior sauce of knowledge. The Goggle Gods are the all knowing, the past, the present, the future. The Goggle Gods can see into your soul and mind. Not even the rabbit goddess herself can match up on the Goggle Gods. Coined by... Sakura Haruno?
by Gogglist April 13, 2022
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PERSIAN GODDESS

There is a large body of literature to date that supports the notion that among all women of the world, Persian women are truly divine in style, grace, intelligence, and modesty. A detailed meta-analysis of present and historic literature further confirms that among Persian women there is one and only one , “Persian Goddess” who is highly praised as truly superior to the rest. SnapChat map services confirms this divine beacon of joy and positive energy originating from the heart of California’s Bay Area granting her the title “ ThePersianGODDESSoftheBAY” ;) She is formally addressed as "PERSIANGODDESS" w/ curly hair + crown emoji by SnapChat Inc. We love you Persian Goddess! Keep shining baby!
"Persian Goddess is It"
"She is the Shit"
"Got the Bay Area lit"
"Make your man cum real quick"
"Cuz you know she got that 5 star clit"
by San Francisco Chronicle June 23, 2022
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slaying the gods

dang beyoncé was slaying the gods on stage last night
by yagurlz April 24, 2017
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What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.
You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!
by derulais April 6, 2019
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gods bra

"She said she was wearing Gods Bra and then I saw her nipples"

1st guy: " Those girls are having a Gods Bra party"
2nd guy: "Let's crash it!"
by AlmightyLee November 3, 2015
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gedestad

any male who enjoys any stereotypical female activities
Sam: hey do you want to do some scrapbooking with me?
Joe: no, what do you think i am, a gedestad?
by beeeee September 8, 2006
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Gaming Goddesses

Gaming nerd ladies, having worked for Xbox tech support, who would give out free points and subscription time to nerds who called in, were nice, and stated they were taking a break from calculus.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to get some CoD in before I go back to my calculus homework. Thanks for being chill."
"No problem. It's truly my pleasure to encourage gentlemen such as yourself to continue in your most excellent efforts. Please, don't ever change. As a token of the nerd ladies' esteem, I hereby grant you 800 points and a free month of subscription time. Huzzah."
"What?! Are you serious?!"
"Yes, but you must pledge your silence to the Gaming Goddesses; I can't have all your friends calling me."
"NO PROBLEM."

Mission of encouraging nerds in their nerdiness accomplished.
by IDidItFortheLulz August 2, 2013
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