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Google-Imaged

The verb defining the act of looking something up on Google Image Search.
Bob: "Lindsay Lohan doesn't have red hair!"
Jane: "Uh, yeah she does, I just google-imaged it."
by erikaaface77 September 2, 2009
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Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.
Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!
by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010
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Googledoctor

When someone has diagnosed their own disease by looking up the symptoms on the internet.
A: I've got brain cancer!

B: How do you know?

A: I have a headache and a lump on my foot! I looked it up on the interwebz and found out it means BRAIN CANCER!

B: Don't believe the Googledoctor, go to a real doctor.
by oldBuzzard March 29, 2010
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Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.
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Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs
by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011
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Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.
Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.
by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013
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Google nod

A succinct reply to acknowledge understanding of an obscure word or phrase after you have quickly Googled it. Better than flat out asking what something means and less arrogant than feigning previous knowledge of a subject.
Conversation via cell phone text:

Non basketball fan: "Your team, Kansas, did well today right?"

Kansas fan: "Yeah they did! Rock chalk jayhawk!"

...moment to Google the phrase...

Non basketball fan: "Google nod."
by paciferal March 24, 2013
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Googletrolling

When you see a Social Media comment or conversation about a subject unfamiliar to you, so you quickly put the keywords into Google so you seem far more intelligent about your opinion when you reply.
Googletrolling.
"I didn't know who Zeus was, so I opened a new window and Googletrolled him."
by DetroitLew November 3, 2015
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