Head Giver

all wannabe hood wangsters from the city of hawaiian gardens in northeast long beach . They like giving head and pretending they're ghetto yet they have affluent neighborhoods like lakewood, suburban long beach, cerritos, and cypress around them.

kid 1: where you from man?

kid 2: hawaiian gardens, yo..

kid 1: OH you're from hawaiian garbage? you goddamn HEAD GIVER!!!! I bet you love the dick huh?!?!?!....

by headgiverkiller13 July 25, 2010

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021

gift giver

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.

Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!

by pentozali September 25, 2013

What Gives!?

This Term Refers to something going awry, or Something going horribly wrong.

A perfect example is the Fairly OddParents Episode, Hard Copy, when Wanda Wishes up a Engine, and a Soda, for his Starfighter, while Evading Dark Laser, a Character Parodying Dark Vader from Star Wars, but it seems that the machine had ran out of Toner, and had made half of both of the engine, and the soda.
Wanda:"One Star Fighter Engine, and a soda coming right up!"
*Engine and soda are poofed*
Timmy:"Hey! Half a soda? Half a Engine? What Gives!?"

by [e-mail] November 6, 2011

gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

what gives

A nonfiction novel written by 16-yr-old Oklahoman Chelsea Marie about her descent into depression, teen suicide, and corruptions in mental healthcare. It was published by TOGI Entertainment in 2007.

"Did you read the article about 'What Gives?' in Texas Monthly?"

by subplathora April 10, 2008