n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
by anonymous (but the email is real) January 21, 2004
by iamsureyoudontwanttoknow November 05, 2015
The person who in a boy's life is there solely for the satisfaction of said boy who must be disciplined (spanked, caned, etc.) on a regular basisif she is bad or fucked as hard as the boy wants whether she likes it or not......
Boy: This is my girlfriend. She is my slave, and I get what I want. Right, Laura?
Girl: Yes, master...
Girl: Yes, master...
by dz.vdv August 24, 2006
A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.
by Lance Romance1 August 30, 2006
Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.
Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.
by Mr Right1111112 August 20, 2008
by xhrutxu October 13, 2015
Getting a girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a woman. They're beautiful and will be your best friend. They'll understand your emotions and try and do the best they can for you. All out. They are beyond beautiful and they will be cherished as a good faithful one is hard to find. With finding the right one they should cherish you and love you beyond an extent that you never thought possible. A girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a girl.
by gaygirl031717 August 22, 2017