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Communist Gift Basket 

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
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The Belgian Gift 

The fact that Belgian's have larger penises than many european nations.
Guy at bar: "Hey babe you know I have the belgian gift?
Girl at bar: "Really, you're coming home with me tonight!"
The Belgian Gift by Wim D. August 10, 2006

$20 gift 

Last minute gifts people give for birthday parties. Usually in the form of cash or gift cards.
Dan: Happy birthday! Here's your gift.
Tom: Great... Another $20 gift. That makes $100 of gift cards to Game Stop.
$20 gift by halffried December 9, 2008

the gift of gab 

some with the ability to hold an engaging conversation with nearly every person they encounter.
Michael O'Shaughnnessy cannot go anywhere without making a friend - he has the gift of gab.

Guilt Gift 

When your alcoholic father goes on a inebriated rage and the next day he feels guilty and buys you something of great value.
One night:
Your dad: "IM GONNA KILL YOU!"
You: "NO DADDY NO!"
The next day:
Your dad: "Hey im sorry about last night champ, guess what? Were going to go to Disney World!"
You: "Dad, this is just another Guilt Gift..."
Guilt Gift by Ryuk-kun-x3 May 11, 2011

lift gift 

Farting in an elevator just before exiting. This is similar to crop dusting, but either leaves victims trapped with the gas, or surprises new and unsuspecting passengers.
"The guy that got off on the 3rd floor left us a lift gift. It smells of eggs and beef. Quickly, open the doors so we may find another lift! I can taste it!"
lift gift by SAN Fouler May 13, 2014