Guesstimaweightion

To eyeball or estimate ones bag of whatever it is your selling by weight

I got it but I ain't got scales just use your best guesstimaweightion

by DawnNichole#1* March 23, 2021

Gessiele

Also known as robot queen, she is the leader of Fresno fanbase, has two magestic hounds and is an expert lira artist, a cirque-du-soleil like hula hoop. It's said that If you gaze into her eyes for too long you'll most certainly will fall for her.

"Goddamit I've been gessielled"

"I'm gonna gessiele myself into listening to some Fresno today"

by Arse_and_code November 22, 2021

GESSE

Big large enormous fat juicy testicle sack man with giant balls chiseled testicle mucsles and gray pubes that are orange at night and he makes all women fuck the nearest object for no determined reason

Man: "yesterday me and gesse-"
Every woman in 50 mile radius: *fucks hydrant*

by Gessethegod April 10, 2022

gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"

by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

guess why

when you say guess what but they know what you are going to say so you say guess why.

You "guess what" your friend "chicken butt" you "guess why" your friend "why" you "chicken thighs."

by dddcc6 February 17, 2023

Wild guess

1: When you are guessing or think you know the answer, but are uncertain.
2: You have absolutely no idea, so your just picking an answer at random.
3: Predict or estimate without sufficient information.

1: But let's take a wild guess here: many mothers do the same!

2: Anything beyond that would be a wild guess, especially when one considers that mobile cellular and the Internet barely existed two decades ago.

by Luizeto June 12, 2017

Pray to the guessing gods

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day

I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

by Examinicated October 2, 2013