gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

Gecko Tongue

To have an erect penis covered in a sticky substance (ie honey), Then proceed to mushroom stamp or smack a face of your partner and it sticks for a time of 2 seconds minimum.

I gecko tongued her cheek for the 3 second record. She was very impressed.

by kaosG0D August 9, 2010

soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko

I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!

by PR35TY November 17, 2011

Germophobe

One who fears Germans

Mort Goldberg is a serious germophobe: he is even terrified of Heinz ketchup

by Cemmop January 17, 2018

Slick Gecko

A euphamism for an unusually sweaty male member.

Man, it's so hot out I got a Slick Gecko.

by Mr. Popo July 23, 2004

Geriophile

1) A young person who creeps at the elderly.
2) One under the age of 50 and it attracted to those over 75 years old.

"Dude! She's so old! You;re such a geriophile!"

by Kristy Bryan October 16, 2008