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gerian

A very helpful man and likes to inform people and is very beautiful in his/her in there own way not to mention his heart is very big
Gerian a very outgoing person
by gerian💪 August 12, 2020
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Geriatric

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.
Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.
by Bob_Saget3 July 31, 2018
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Geriatric Millennial

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.
My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!
by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018
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Gerig

A person with dark skin whose roots trace back to Africa.
Those gerigs have good taste to like soul food.
by Jim Harlin July 1, 2005
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gerin

Some ogl modem scrub who thinks he owns zeffie. Zeffie says ur cut Mr. Gerin on 56k.
Gerin: I own you zeffie, ur gay.
Zeffie: Negative friend, you suck and you're straight as a crooked arrow fag.
Gerin: It's true. :(
by Matthew June 13, 2004
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geritolicious

adj. Used to describe a food or beverage that is delicious to old people.
Mmm.... this prune juice is geritolicious!
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Geriacryolism

Geriacryolism - ger⋅i⋅ ak-ir-o-l-ism
Pronounced "jer-ee- uh-krol- iz-uhm"

- noun

1. Ludicrous misuse of a word by the elderly, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.
2. An act or habit of misusing words after the age of 40 in ridiculous ways, esp. by the confusion of words, sometimes confusing names not similar at all, and often blanking on a word entirely.
3. An idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar. In the case of Geriacryolism, “Half-Timers Disease” for Alzheimer’s disease also is a synonym.
Examples:

Intercourse (Intersection)
Strategery (strategy)
Mandolin (Mandarin)
Interwebs (Internet)

Such misuse of words could be classified as Freudian slips, improper grammar or Bushisms, or as an “eggcorn,” except when these errors occur due to aging. Symptoms of Geriacryolism typically begin in the 40’s, and increase over time in equal proportion to bowel problems. Geriacryolism may be associated with dyslexia, though this remains only theory to date.
by ConcealedID June 30, 2009
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