Nice Gears

extremely awesome; something that is similar but less than a miracle

That touchdown catch was NICE GEARS

You: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Me: Hell yeah i did!
You: NICE GEARS

by PRIBS8 November 2, 2011

ghost gears

When you’re cycling up a massive hill and you keep reaching to the gear shifter for an easier gear.

I was pedaling up Flowing Springs Rd and kept tapping my shifter for the non existent ghost gears to help with my suffering

by Lucky Hill Rider March 21, 2021

giving gear

Giving a handjob or handy.
It should be reasonably clear where the idea comes from...

A: So did you go with that hot chick I saw you with the other night?
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.

She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.

by PurpleJazz January 4, 2008

monkey gear

When your bike chain slips off the chainwheel and you're now pedaling in vain.

"Ha-ha, Susan's chain fell off. She's in monkey gear!"

by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023

Gear Grinder

A redneck who's greatest aspiration in life is to dig to china by doing a burnout in his yard. Gear grinders can often be found drinking Red Bull, slamming beers, and listening to David Allen Coe. Gear grinders worship engine noise and often have so much horsepower they leave half their tires on the road. Gear grinders love trucks, big tires, and unnecessarily high suspension. A gear grinder is at home in the mud but will cause as much trouble on the road as they will off it.

A truck driver that wins the lottery will inevitably quit his job to become a full time gear grinder.

Gear grinders speak an unintelligible mix of drunk redneck and gibberish.

Gear grinders are often found in the Deep South especially Texas, Alabama, and North Carolina. Gear grinders rarely venture north where they will be criticized for flying confederate flags but they have been spotted as far north as the farming areas of Maryland.

*At the local gas station
Gear Grinder - "grab me up packa smokes a cuppla buds and some shells for ma 12 gauge"
Gas station employee - "Can I see your ID?"
Gear Grinder - "I musta left da-gon thang in ma truck"
Gas station employee - "that'll be $22.50"

by Porsche_911s November 2, 2020

fixed-gear

The best kind of bike to commute in the winter.

That fixed gear has awesome control on the slippery stuff.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

gear up

to get ready to smoke marijuanna or gear/ smoking before attending a social function.

dude, the bbq is going to be lame.
fuck that, i'm gonna gear up for it.
damn.

by bonerz October 15, 2007