Ass gusher

n. Severe diaharea along with a spraying sound that is similar to urination.

Man: When I drink too much, I always have an Ass Gusher the follwing day.

Man: My butt is raw and sore from the Ass Gushers I sprayed out today.

by P Wells January 3, 2009

Gulfport Gusher

Accidentally shitting yourself while getting your butthole fingered behind the Wheel of Fortune slot at the island view hotel and casino in Gulfport, Mississippi.

“Jason got a Gulfport Gusher last weekend in some casino”

by Bootysnakz March 20, 2023

Gashead

long haired boys who hate there girlfriends so drown there sorrows with aerosol abuse.

Did you see Gashead the other day, he ate a whole can of lynx because he had to meet his girlfriend later. tragic

by wonkwonkwonk March 28, 2009

Gusher

To squirt vaginally so powerfully that not even Tim Kennedy can stay on.

"Jess just let rip a gusher that knocked Tim Kennedy off her and into a night stand, now he can't fight tomorrow night!"

by Bigdickpipelayer June 22, 2015

gatherings

A weekly meeting of the lads Originaly held on a friday nights in Frosts trailor-tent coss I think it was the only time Al was aloud out to play, but now they happen like 4 times a week in a viriaty of places like Bosses house on thursdays, Frost house on a week end, and Joes house most Fridays.

Can invole alot of beef and often high quanties of alcohol (if Garton turns up that is)

D:"I know whats going on!"

Garton:"I DONT! I LOVE GATHRINGS! WOOOOOOOO!.....Now pay me for the motorhead ticket so I can get wasted!"

D:"Ok then"

by revenant April 27, 2004

Gatherasswhiff

Gatherasswhiff (one word) is a scientific phenomenon that occurs when a person with a large posterior reigon (read Fat Ass) sits. the air is then trapped between the cheeks of the buttocks creating what we have dubbed the "Golthorian Pocket" ass whiff molecules circulate and gather at the "tupperwarian seal" until the subject stands, expelling the accumulated particles into a singular cloud of ass whiff.

in other words, the stink that collects under a fat ass when at rest.

"Yo, did you notice the stink when the fat guy got up?"
yeah he has some Gatherasswhiff goin on!

by Professor Stank July 25, 2011

Gashed

If someone is really drunk and not able to handle their drink

"Marcus is looking gashed"

by Jordan Gash September 14, 2017