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garbage funk 

noun. 'gär-bij 'f&ngk

1. One of many urban rap styles originally pioneered by rilla dope, characterized by the use of simple and often classic synths, combined using haphazard methods, to create music both random and truly organic.

2. To flow lyrically around, rather than on, a particular beat.
1) The garbage funk explosion of 2005 was fueled by a healthy respect for those that came before.

2) Lemme try that rhyme garbage funk style.
garbage funk by MC Greater Than January 23, 2006
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Garbage Chicken

A game of chicken, where roommates will let trash pile up in the kitchen garbage can until one roommate eventually takes it out. The roommate that gives in and takes the trash out, is the loser. Garbage Chicken can sometimes go on for weeks.
Shelly: Why don't you take that trash out already? It's disgusting.

Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.

garbage disposal 

A garbage disposal is something in your sink that grinds up food so the sink won't get clogged.
A garbage disposal sounds like chewbacca taking a shit.
garbage disposal by dudemeister323 December 6, 2010

garbage bungler 

Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.
Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.
garbage bungler by thug_lyfe May 15, 2007

garbage-in, garbage-out 

Ratio of quality of effort to desired outcome, Gi/Go = ...
Garbage-in, Garbage-out, No wonder your chid says the F-word every day

Garbage Collected

Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!

It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!

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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
Garbage Collected by OffBeatDrummer November 24, 2020

Garbage Boi 

a garbage man that usually resembles that of a boy named Blake H.
Mattie: "Look at that garbage boi, oh gosh he is SUCH a Blake"
Courtney: Totally. I mean look at those ASHY BLACK HANDS!
Garbage Boi by totallyhot October 23, 2010