Skip to main content

Retail Guilt

What you feel when you watch a documentary about climate change and remember all the crap you just ordered online.
"Wow, this episode of Patriot Act is really disturbing. I had no idea fast fashion was creating so much waste. Hey, are you okay? You look like you're going to throw up."

"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."
by Little Walnut December 3, 2019
mugGet the Retail Guilt mug.

guilt sticker

A guilt sticker (or usually a packet of them) is included in non-profit promotional mailings designed to make the recipient feel guilty in the event that he/she does not donate. They often have photos of symbols (e.g. kittens) the recipient is likely to identify with, or are printed with the recipients address to serve as return-address labels for letters, or both.
"I put this Sierra Club guilt sticker on my notebook because I thought the wolf was cool. Now every time I see it I feel terrible that I didn't donate."
by farenorth September 28, 2014
mugGet the guilt sticker mug.

Face-guilt

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.
Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.
by JenniferLO October 11, 2008
mugGet the Face-guilt mug.

guilt eyes

When a dog shows you the white of its eyes and you know it's done something wrong
Person1: Goldie has peed in the house

Person2: how do you know ?
Person1: she's giving me proper guilt eyes....
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
mugGet the guilt eyes mug.

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight
by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016
mugGet the Sharpie guilt mug.

suicide guilt

When you tell someone you’re going to commit suicide if they don’t do something you want them to; telling someone your going to commit suicide to make them feel bad
Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”
by Claridy December 1, 2020
mugGet the suicide guilt mug.

carbon guilt

The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon,
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc
'Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'
by jenngirl January 2, 2009
mugGet the carbon guilt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email