Funky Bitch

A grossly overweight woman who thinks that her extra rolls of fat is somehow sexy. An obese female who wears skin tight clothing or short revealing garments. Usually associated with fat women skinny women also can be funky bitches if their hygiene is lacking.

Brenda who weighs 342 pounds paraded around the beach in her two piece bikini when she bent over to pick up her towel a passerby by remarked "that's one Funky Bitch"

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

Funky Hot Dogs

This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.

At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious

by Pimp Master K Strikes Again March 31, 2003

Funky Diva

to be confident in your own world as a lady.
dresses really good
carries herself well

En Vogue carries the torch as being "Funky Divas"
do you think your a Funky Diva

by Drakkar February 6, 2007

funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"

by pheeble October 4, 2009

funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart

That bitch gave me a funky muffler

by angelaluv69 February 19, 2015