fuctastic

The opposite of fantastic. Everything is completely disastrous and more things keep going wrong.

Absolutely everything goes wrong and then another bad thing happens is utterly fuctastic.

In a sarcastic sense could say fucking fantastic.

by dayled November 3, 2010

Fuckstick

No definition required. We all know at least one.

A Fuckstick is someone who talks loudly, patronisingly, rudely, selfishly, childishly, arrogantly

by The Worm Ann June 7, 2013

Fucktastic

A word used when you want to explain something that was utterly fantastic to a friend.

Also used as fanfuckingtastic.

They can both mean sarcasm also. Beware.

Person one: "I just parachuted from a helicopter, it was fucktastic!"

Person two: "Wow bro that sounds fanfuckingtastic!"

by Queen of craziness July 18, 2017

Fuckation

Taking a vacation at home with your special ladyfriend and saving money by never leaving the bed.

I don't have any money for our anniversary so we're going to stay home and have a fuckation instead.

by Harmon Yall January 11, 2013

fuckstick

What Max Hardcore often calls his penis.

Max: Girls have a pussy, and boys have a fuckstick.

Girl: Wow you know a lot mister!

by pornobot69 November 30, 2004

fucksicle

to partake in anal, vaginal, or oral sex with a popsicle.

Dude, follow me to the freezer and watch me fucksicle while i choke myself with a garden hose and cream over this picture of George Lopez.

by 5 Spike July 7, 2011

fuckstick

A utensil used for false intercourse
see dildo

Hot ass Amy had to use her fuckstick to lube her pussy due to the oldman being out of town.

by Bare February 11, 2005