Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019

Frozen deli dick

A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.

Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.

by KingAle😂 May 13, 2019

frozenpup

A nice caring person who cares about becca and Adrian

Frozenpup: Hey Adrian and Becca u guys my frends now

by Frozenpup123 October 6, 2020

frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 16, 2020

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021

Frozen Fizz Tingle

When cocaine is blown into the asshole, followed by inserting a single ice cube, and then performing anal until the ice has melted

It was Sarah’s birthday, so Tim gave her a Frozen Fizz Tingle.

by Pussymasher6969 February 28, 2021

The Frozen Waterfall

When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.

Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.

by scheMATTics October 4, 2011