no-friends

Annoying person, ussualy short, hangs around when you dont want them there. Some one who everyone tolerates and is usually the one people burn or make jokes about!

Kevin is a no-friends!

Hey no-friends, GO AWAY!

by Jim Rayo October 16, 2006

friend++

A friend with whom you're having a loveless sexual relationship.

I just upgraded Sheila to Friend++.

by corsair2 September 4, 2003

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

friends

Something you don't have.

You have no friends you fucken slut ass bitch fucker. :)

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

Friends

Friends?

What friends?

by SussybakaVagina April 3, 2022

Friend

Two people who have a mutual relationship with each other.

Adrien Agreste: "we're just friends"
MLB FANS: Yall relationship is not just mutual!!!! *facepalm*

by WOEDOM February 3, 2018

friend

a person who doesn't care what you look like but who you are as a human being. a friend is someone who sees a signfigance in your physical/mental presence. also shall it be noted that a friend b.f.f is totally willing to go on an insane sugar(or other caffinated substance--legal of course)frenzie!

Me and my friend are CRAZY.
My friend is better than you.

by Marygrace Piccolomini (Pick-Oh-Low-Meanie) June 2, 2008