Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

I have no friends

Something true.

I have no friends.

by Veryextremelyamazinglylonelyma January 24, 2021

My friending

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My friending would like to hear about our humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily EXTENDED CARD WARRANTY OoooooOooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo

by Jaykaye March 18, 2020

Trophy Friend

That one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. A relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.

Robin: Damn, did you see all those hot girls that Eli was with?
Bryan: Yeah, he's not getting any though. They're just trophy friends.

by kreternal October 17, 2011

Soul-Friend

Someone you feel a special type of bond with because it doesn't take much for them to be considered one of your closest friends. It can be someone you least expect it to be like a person who just recently walked into your life. You might not know what it is about this person that makes them so special, but you know that deep down you cherish having them in your life. Somehow they know how to get the best out of you and make you get the best out of yourself. Even if this person isn't constantly present in your life you'll find that the both of you always somehow stay relevant to each other whether you like it or not. Basically a soul-mate without the romance, because sometimes romance just makes you want to vomit.

"Who needs a soul-mate when I have you, my dear soul-friend?"

"If we're both not married by the time we're 35, let's turn this soul-friendship into a soul-marriage and have a soul-family and a soul-dog. I like pugs."

by xoxoGossipGuy January 14, 2018

closest friend

A person that cheers you up when you're down, stays by your side when the world leaves you, and do stupid crazy things with you. This person is your crying shoulder, your diary, and your comfort room.

May I have a picture with my closest friend? :)

by yrame September 10, 2012

Girl Best friend

Girl bestfriend is the best person you'll meet in your life.She'll cuddle you like your a Big brother and protect you like your one too.She's the person who makes you smile,laugh and be yourself around the most!She would treat you like family and would be really proud of you no matter what you did she would text you in the morning and night and he would invite you around to her house all the time.You'd know her family and be comfortable around them,you'd drink tea and watch movies together whilst eating loads of junk food,then you would talk about everything and anything you ever knew and ever hoped and dreamed off.She would take you out to places and the cinemas and you could trust Her with anything!

That's My Girl Best friend But Nottingham My Girl Friend

by BIGG DADDY NATE February 12, 2018