Jayden Foord

a person that is a massive tank who goes to an all boys school and does bench presses better than Brodie Smith.

Ohh, i wish i was a Jayden Foord, they are like soo tank and are bigger than Brodie Smith! :O

by i love you Jay Fo October 25, 2011

Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

Ford Crown Victoria - P71

Part of the VIN number used by Ford to designate the heavy - duty police package installed onto Crown Victoria's from 1985-2008. These cars can top out at around 140+ MPH and can out - accelerate most stock high performers like the Mustang and the Camaro. Can impact 6" curbs at 60 MPH and receive no to little damage due to the large sidewalls on the tires and the heavy duty suspension. This car is also so heavy if that it were to impact another vehicle at highway speeds; the other vehicle would become "non recognizable". Horrible side impact ratings. Horrible rear impact ratings, (explodes like the Pinto does). Can go on harsh terrain at high speed and not get stuck or damaged like other cars; i.e.: (mud, gravel, 10-15% grade hills, ditches, curbs, speed bumps, rough roads, train tracks). Indeed the Crown Victoria is deceiving in appearance, it could probably stomp you're car or truck into the ground.

Ford Crown Victoria - P71
Joe: What the fu*k? Did I hit something?
Josh: I felt a bump...what?
Joe: I think I hit something.

Later that night, Joe gets out and looks at the front of his Crown Victoria.

Joe: Holy sh**!

There was half of a human torso and a complete mangled bicycle stuck in the grill of the Crown Vic with blood dripping from it all.

by rofl_copter_4dr_lx2008 March 31, 2009

Ford Escort

A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!

1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!

2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?

3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.

by G - Money July 18, 2007

Ford Capri

A now classic Ford that was produced from 1969-86. They are a coupe bodystyle and were made a hatchback coupe in 1974. It was available with engines ranging 1.3 litres to 3.0 litres. The best looking vehicle to have a blue oval on it!

The Capri Laser was a special edition of the 4-Cylinder Cars.

by Modern Cars Suck! February 13, 2005

Common Spring-Ford L

A term used when a student gets called down to the principal’s office at Spring-Ford High School.

Student 1: Yo I just got called down to the office for cheating on a test.
Student 2: Common Spring-Ford L

by Jack69Knauff March 13, 2022

Rob Ford'd

When you've been robbed. Named after the mayor-elect of Toronto, Rob Ford.

"Dude he just got Rob Ford'd"

by ChainMonster November 5, 2010