Floomer

Offensive Slang; Vagina

The Donkey had a large floomer

by Mr. Ellis June 20, 2005

flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.

Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.

by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

fooze

When you gently ease out a fart, but it has enough traction to make noise. It will be short in duration, however not short enough to be a popcorn fart. The volume of this fart is quite less than a rip, but louder than an air biscuit or SBD.

While on a date I tried to sneak out a silent poot but it was all like fooze instead!

by KingOfFarts December 7, 2010

Floozed

Under the influence of Cannabis, Stoned, "Mash-up"

Raasss boi!!! Im feelin' kinda floozed innit!!!

by Matthew Layton aKa 'Infamous J' April 12, 2004

Floozesque

What a girl tries to add to her appearance to make herself think she's attractive, when she really just looks like a flooze.

Floozesque girls wear heavy-duty eyeshadow, non-functioning belts that sit on their backside, heels that are impossible to walk in, and painted-on clothing

by Telepast October 31, 2008

floozah

floser in New England ... f*cking loser as said in the Upper North East of the United States

Jenn: 'Stop being such a floozah! It's wickid annoying, Tom.'
John: 'Yeah Tom ... you, like, lose immediately.'

by losercooL October 31, 2007