Noun.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.
Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...
by CrazyPeep February 18, 2005
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A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC
Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!
by w. Coastal Eddie March 4, 2007
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me: what have i told you about using the n-word, wigger!? you don't know ANYTHING about the flats...angelou's got you beat, son.
angelou: driving down to the liqour sto' on the weekends to hang out doesn't mean you get street cred.
me: what have i told you about using the n-word, wigger!? you don't know ANYTHING about the flats...angelou's got you beat, son.
angelou: driving down to the liqour sto' on the weekends to hang out doesn't mean you get street cred.
by Brittnasty The Mad MC November 15, 2005
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