flabberjaw

1. a fat person with a jabberjaw.

Bing: Man! that fat bastard won't shut up!
Jaden: Tell that flabberjaw to shut up!
Brett: WORD!

by blah blah blah TL November 12, 2010

flabbergibbet

noun: a medical term for the appendage that controls the closing of the rectal sphincter covering. Especially useful after emissions of methane buildup.

Craig sprained his flabbergibbet after eating 14 tacos and now suffers from anal leakage.

by toolmaker May 31, 2011

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

flabbercock

A person who is really interesting but a bit of a dick!

You are such a flabbercock?

by V&B June 12, 2011

flabberboat

1.Someone who talks alot of nonsense and loudly.

John: I FEEL LIKE MY BUTT IS TURNING INTO A VOLCANO OF FAIRYDUST. FLABFLABFLAB

Peter: don't be such a flabberboat

by lizardsperm June 19, 2011

flabbergibbet

The layman's term for the appendage that controls closing speed of the cover of the rectal sphincter.

After a hard night of cold beer and tacos, Craig sprained his flabbergibbet and missed two days of work.

by alatoolmakeremt June 20, 2011

flabbergaschamber

A severe form of flabbergastedness.

The Nazi put me in a flabbergaschamber when he showed me Rebecca Black's "Friday."

by djmigues November 18, 2011