spoogle fiend

One who is chemically dependent on male cum, or "spoogle", to the point they become addicted, or "fiendish",or one who enjoys the feeling of male jism on their faces,so much so,they become fiendish in their attempt to get their face splattered by cock juice...can often lead to gay sex.

Ex. "Hes such a fag!" -Ben
"No, "fag" doesnt begin to explain how much he loves cum! HES A SPOOGLE FIEND!!!" -Robert

Ex. Over the years Sharla's fascination with sucking cock has gotten her addicted to swallowing and such sexual activity led her to become a spoogle fiend.

by C-Bud July 16, 2008

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

meth fiend

A wordmeth/word addict, commonly known as being shrivelled up, hunched over, desperate losers who roam the streets either peddling stolen property to get more meth, scavenging meth from dealers, or violently attacking people in a vague, crazed attempt to get more meth. The true scum of the drug world.

"Fuck, what a meth fiend"
"I saw some meth fiend passed out on teh sidewalk before - what a loser"
"Meth fiends are pathetic"
"I got assaulted by some random meth fiend on the corner of 10th and 21st"

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003

fireninja

1) A highly skilled fire performer.

2) The arch-enemy of waterninja.

Ben drop kicked the firestaff and caught it behind his back while blindfolded -- he is such a fireninja.

by sickman November 7, 2003

fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

fiending

to really crave something, to do something

i'm fiending for her touch.

by kashmoney October 17, 2005

Fiend

Michael Cocca

If mike doesn’t hit a juul every five minutes he starts shaking. Mike is a fiend.

by Jfiend February 26, 2018