cold case file

When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."

Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008
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PET-A-FILE

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IRCBULLY is a PET-A-FILE who trades little boy drugs for sexual favors.
by phatkat December 20, 2003
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file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.
“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”
by Candice Dick August 25, 2021
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D-Day File

An off-site file, thumb drive, or backup server with highly sensitive information to be used in the event of litigation, hostile work environment, EEOC claim, termination, a drop-dead-date, deadline or death. Information that is usually used by a whistleblower or other insider to seek justice or self-protection from incrimination by association. Also referred to as plan b, a burn file, or a scorched earth policy.
The Watergate scandal had insider information from Deep Throat. He provided detailed information on corruption within the Presidential Administration.

It is presumed that Lois Lerner, who is seeking immunity, has a D-Day File, now that the IRS has destroyed evidence in the IRS corruption scandal.
by Wordsmyter June 26, 2014
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Must be an X-File

When someone/thing is so beautiful and breathtaking that it seems out of this world
by Mariana Sofia February 27, 2018
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JSON Files Are Websites

Low IQ Individual: GiThUb sAy THaT a JsOn FilE Is NoT A weBsiTE.
High IQ Individual: Wrong, a JSON files are websites.
by FreddyYeah69 May 06, 2021
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