An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
by Janal Maniac December 24, 2014
Get the Janal Fever mug.The complete lack of willingness to do or put effort into anything towards the end of the school year. An ailment especially intensified for seniors finishing high school.
by kaylawut June 5, 2011
Get the Senior Fever mug.Symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
by xoblauren236 February 4, 2010
Get the Blake Fever mug.charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..
by charlotte July 3, 2004
Get the colombian fever mug.The sad and dismal realization that you are stuck on whatever Hawaiian Island you live on; in this case, Oahu. While Island Fever is extremely detrimental to one's mental health, there is always going to be that one idiot who claims said island is "da best place to go cruise and do wutevas". And they are, unknowingly, adding fuel to the fire that is Island Fever. And, you know, they're also unknowingly about to get punched in the face.
Person unaffected by Island Fever: "It's not that bad, guys! We can go to the beach all the time! And everything's so close!"
Person affected by Island Fever: "Seriously? Dude, shut the fuck up before I punch you in the throat."
Person affected by Island Fever: "Seriously? Dude, shut the fuck up before I punch you in the throat."
by doyoulikepinacoladas March 14, 2011
Get the Island Fever mug.Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
by lolmtnameisnorma November 6, 2012
Get the Hay Fever mug.A variation of yellow fever (which is derived from asian fever). It is the Asian version of jungle fever, where an individual (often white-male) is obsessed with individual(s) of Asian decent (often females).
He only eats sushi so he can check out the waitresses ... he's got a bad case of bamboo fever.
A: His last 3 girlfriends have been asian?
B: Yeah, his bamboo fever is out of control.
A: His last 3 girlfriends have been asian?
B: Yeah, his bamboo fever is out of control.
by Cool ET May 17, 2005
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