Hero Factor

A factor that must never be forgotten during a public robbery. This is when a bystander, clerk, or other person tries to be a hero by pulling a knife, gun, or any other way of attacking the robber. The robber must never underestimate the hero factor, which could be deadly.

Are you kidding me!? You want to rob a GYM!? Don't forget the hero factor, my friend.

by TangClock August 23, 2009

Kenneth Factor

The problem that arises from drunken fraternity boys appearing at all hours of the night in sorority houses. The "Kenneth factor" can include, but is not limited to: showing up unannounced at any hour, heavy intoxication, wandering around aimlessly in and out of rooms, locking oneself in bathrooms, and generally causing antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.

"Why were all the lights left on in the house overnight?"

"The Kenneth Factor"

by Lust95618 April 13, 2010

Hug-Factor

Hug-Factor

huhg fak-ter

-noun
1. Unintentional acts, resulting in making others feel better emotionally
2. A euphoric feeling, occurring as if you have been hugged and embraced without any physical contact
3. A virtual hug

-adjective
1. Of, pertaining to, or giving Hug-Factor

Example: (n)
With its tone, content, and personal touches, the email exhibited lots of hug-factor.

Example: (adj)
Our new team members are starting today, let’s be sure to give them lots of Hug-Factor.

by SparcLLC May 16, 2011

The Rankin Factor

Acting a Rankin, Rankining. The behavior of a person or persons; Totally ridiculous and without explanation; The subject(s) symptoms may include but are not limited to: Unnecessary abbreviations of words (ie. "Let's get a pepper jack cheese fry appetizer from Addison's" becomes, "Lets go to Add's and get a pep jack chee fry app." Words that come up in common conversation are also not safe from random abbreviation. For example, Music becomes "tuneskis" beer "Brewskis" and someone who is acting in a jerk-like manor becomes "El Doucherino." Another symptom of The factor is the audible coo or screaming representation of excitement as one exhibiting symptoms of the factor cannot seem to say something like "Wow that sounds fun" Instead expressing excitement is limited to simple noises the most common being "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew" (Not to be confused with "woo") The final symptom of the factor is an outrageous extension of the mandible, making the chin the dominant part of the tell tale expression made when one is "Acting a Rankin" The list of symptoms is still being researched at medical and psychological labs at universities throughout the United states, a case in Japan has almost garunteed The Rankin factor will become a worldwide epidemic.

Bill: "Hey broski got any tuneskis and brewskis?"
-Bill is exhibiting features of "The Rankin Factor"

Robert:"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Chicks!"
-Robert's expression of excitement is not normal and is conducive to "The Rankin Factor"

by Marshall Sheets December 28, 2007

Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

Zebra Factor

The Zebra Factor is an arbitrary representation which determines to what degree an actual outcome is deviant to an expected outcome within the facts presented. Based on the idea that when all signs point to a horse, it may still be a zebra. Ancillary to Occam's Razor.

"You learn the Zebra Factor in first year medical school; when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras." - House MD

by DigitalSignalX March 1, 2011

jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.

Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."

by JurisPrudence March 9, 2005