AbsoluteCUCKERY

When you witness a DENSE-ASS guy, miss all the "Hints" from a chick who is clearly into him.

Jamie: Yo, dude i saw Michelle talking to Andrew about coming over to have "fun" at her place, late at night
Frank: What did Andrew say about that?
Jamie: Dude, he said he would rather sleep at night then have fun
Frank: WOWWWW, now that's AbsoluteCUCKERY

by LiquongDaemingSwing March 14, 2018

absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolute Peach

A term used to refer to an extremely good goal in football.

Messi with an absolute PEACH of a finish against Liverpool.

by WillyGG123 May 2, 2019

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

Absolute Virgin

Someone who would never in there life lose there virginity

I am esteban mcgraw the Absolute Virgin #vaginawhore #cringegod

by rna.bryan October 19, 2019

Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 9, 2019