Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf May 19, 2018
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Funnelling

The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
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Funneling

The act of pouring an entire sandbox worth of sand into your rectum with a funnel.

Primarily done by men seeking sexual pleasure or stimulation.
the man took funneling to a new extreme in the school sandbox.
by Mileycutie1 May 13, 2024
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Fruity Funnel

Requiring two people (minimum), the host inserts the end of a vape (e-cigarette) into their anus leaving the mouth piece exposed. The second person proceeds to take a puff whilst the host farts through the vape leaving a nutty after-taste to your chosen vape flavour. This can be chained Human Centipede style for a group of as many people as you'd like.
That's vape has an awesome flavour, have you tried it fruity funnel style?
by CBRadi0 February 13, 2022
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 07, 2023
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Faggot-Funnel

Another term for Noob Tube, a projectile from the Call of Duty series.
That guy with his one man army and faggot-funnels!
by Tittytim July 27, 2014
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Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.
Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.
by Pocket Ninja September 25, 2008
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