waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles

Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

by AnITGuyWhoMightNotKnow May 12, 2019

For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.

"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

for trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

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for trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025